Middle of January

SURFBORT “Jessica’s Changed”

Peace out, Jessica. SURFBORT is number 1 and you are just a loser. Everybody feels like this sometimes. Or all the time. I like to call it big mood music. The best way to tell someone how you feel is by writing a song with their name in it. 

BB GUNS “Crying in Walmart”

Wow this is a whole entire movie theater feature presentation. I went through so much in four minutes. It’s the type of music that could change people’s lives. I was a caterpillar and now I’m a butterfly. I want to drive to another state now. I’ll take my wings there instead. 

EFF YOO & ROB VIKTUM “Flee the Scene”

Not all bars are created of equal integrity. Structurally, molecularly. This type of shit scares people from making rap songs. Not sure if you’re gonna get out rapped or out gunned. I’d get ready for both just in case. 

DD ISLAND “All the Same”

This is the first truly good slow song I have heard in years. I feel like I’m watching one of those meteor showers that only comes around once in a while.  It should pay to not want to sound exactly like everyone else. Say that five times fast. Give these guys your money, buy their records. Do that five times fast. 

CEANSKI “You not Ski!”

Damn right you ain’t. You wish you were though right about now huh? Rapping his ass off and making the music videos too. It’s okay if The Browns keep having trouble. I’m putting my money on Cleveland rappers. 

KING’S GAMBIT “Hardwater”

Anybody can become a victim when something like this starts playing. And this is just one track. There’s a whole EP to get beat up to. KG gets a “Damn Son Where’d You Find This?” for that kind of heavy. I’m talking real trap shit level shit right now.