It’s 2026 now

XEIGHTY-SIXEDX “Million Dollar Spaghetti Casserole” 

If your mom has never made you million dollar spaghetti, then she probably hates your bitch ass and she’s too busy illegally downloading new XEIGHTY-SIXEDX. Nothing gets me more hype than new heavy and mom’s spaghetti. The boys channeling my inner rage on that Sunday my mom decided to spend with her new boyfriend. Fuck you, Ron. This song will turn you into a tornado. Fuck you, Ron!

COMPLETE “Dutch Courage 2”

Holy fuck. It’s hard to impress me if you’re a rapper. COMPLETE is called that I think, because his music videos are a total package experience; complete with but not limited to master linguistics, challenging perspectives, true sadness, and well deserved redemption. This is like NF if he thought harder. Hip hop hope is alive. 

MAGIC THINKING APE “Clean”

Check out my friend Nicholas starring in this sick music video for MTA’s latest single. This joint sounds like a monster truck commercial looks. If noise rock was more prominent, this is what the band GENESIS would have been like. Suck it, Phil Collins. You can hire Nicholas to star in your next music video by contacting me at PaulGoonLTD@aol.com. You can also use that email to book MAGIC THINKING APE for an all Genesis cover set. 

QDAJUICE “Screwbacks” Quincy Bones Jones dropping them fucking elbows on everybody. Summer anthem in January just means they’re gonna be bumping it all year long. Don’t get that anthem statement twisted, Q is all business when it comes to the verses. Sit back and learn how to do it the right way. Your favorite rapper just got better by listening. 

EYE ON THE SKY “True Believer”

This is my favorite X-Files episode. Mully & Skully showed the aliens mad riffs and now they won’t go back to space. There’s metal in space, too. Maybe these guys are aliens and they brought the riffage from another planet. The truth is.. only on this website. 

MOOK DOOK “So Many” (feat. REY MORADO)

In the beginning of time, our ancient ancestors foretold a prophecy of The Dook & The Dread. The original music blogs were actually cave paintings. These prophecies spoke about a couple of emcees with super power level bars. Like Goku and Vegeta. The great ones’ visions have come true and I want more work from these two. A comic book series, a signature cartoon on streaming, at least the new Friday movie. Rey & Mook beat everyone in 2 on 2.